sobbinginthecornerbecausebands:
remember those 3 months when everyone on tumblr used the word “peasant”
We still do, peasant
(via thisgurlnoelle)
so we were talking about sexism in maths and i sit on a table with all boys, and i said “you know women could all agree to stop having sex with men and essentially stop the human race” and this one boy goes “well boys could all agree to stop having sex with women and-” but this other boy cut him off like “yeah dude that ain’t gonna happen” and i died
(via jonnovstheinternet)
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
(via rhydonmyhardon)
i’m going to sleep & not waking up until i’m filthy rich in my mid twenties with a nice house
(via jonnovstheinternet)
